I am the REVEREND!
I conceive it and I believe its!
That breast should be mine
Because it's so very fine
You know I love them, 'cause they rhyme with grits!
And Bill excused himself to the men's room to quickly rub one out after getting himself all worked up staring at her ass.
"Hmm... I wonder what color panties she's wearin'? I'll bet it's nice n' smooth down there... Oops! I think I need some privacy."