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Funny you should mention this....

I woke this morning with just this thought, how will we really know he has left this earth for good?

I’m afraid there will only be a closed casket when he lays at state, I’d have to sneak into the funeral home to get a peek and I’m afraid I’d be featured on the front page of the “AZ Repulsive” if I tried to do this.

Remember I’m in hiding. LOL

I wish I lived near by...I'd pull a Grandma Mazur...

“Will you look at this," Grandma said. "Closed casket. Isn't this a fine howdy-do. I get dressed up and come out to pay my respects, and I don't even get to see anything."
Martha Deeter was shot and autopsied. They'd taken her brain out to get weighed. After she was put back together she probably looked like Frankenstein. I was personally relieved to see a closed casket.”

“We better hurry," Grandma said. "I don't want to be late for the viewing. I want to get a good seat right up front, and there'll probably be a crowd, being that the deceased was shot. You know how some people are nosy about that sort of thing."

There was silence at the table, no one daring to make a comment.

"Well, I guess I might be a little nosy," Grandma finally said.”
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“Grandma Mazur reads the obituary columns like they're part of the paper's entertainment section. Other communities have country clubs and fraternal orders. The Burg has funeral parlors. If people stopped dying, the social life of the Burg would come to a grinding halt.”

Janet Evanovich.....High Five

‘Dine-and-dash’ dater faces 10 felony counts

A California man is facing 10 felony counts for allegedly sneaking out on dates just before the waiter brings the check, authorities said Monday.

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2018/08/28/dine-and-dash-dater-faces-10-felony-counts-for-allegedly-skipping-out-on-dates-before-bill-report.amp.html