*Subject:* *In-town pool #4 - Pool Mobilizing*
Your pool has mobilized and is awaiting the presidents departure from Trump National Golf Club in Sterling, Va.
Some 10 or 12 protestors are on the side of the road. They are flying yellow baby Trump balloons and holding signs that read:
You, Trump, are no John McCain
RIP McCain - a hero
Tre45on
Treason Guilty Impeach
The White House has not provided information on the presidents activities today. News outlets have circulated photos of him golfing.
Your pooler has asked the Trump National if flags there are at half-staff. We await a response.
Thanks to your co-poolers for help on the protestors.
Hahaha - I love that. I hope the president golfs again tomorrow. Ripe for some good puns. Hole in one....one in hole. President sinks another. Let me put my thinking cap on.