[Robert A Cook PE]

Now, now.

Remember always John McCain was an honest-to-Putin war hero and Cold War ace: He, alone of every other man rated a pilot, was singly and highhandedly responsible for getting shot down in, burning up, ejecting from, crashing or destroying five enemy (er, US Navy) planes!

[centurion316]

Airplanes fit into two categories: flying and ceased to fly. McCain was aboard the latter frequently.