I was just borrowing from that NYC firefighter after the WTC outrage, who advised Osama bin Laden to kiss “his royal Irish ass.” I’m sure he was neither Irish nor royal, but it sounded good!
“The Man Who Would Be King”
Danny: They think I’m a god?
Peachy: A god! Put your big foot out that I might kiss your big toe!
Danny: You may kiss my royal arse!
I would not place a BET, that the Fireman was not of Irish decent, as to the ROYAL part, Have you ever referred to a toilet as a THRONE? Thus that covers (pun intended) the ROYAL part.