In the area where my Texas cattle ranch sits, some locals have started making fun of the city people coming in, buying 40 acres, putting up a big house with a huge gate and penning a couple of llamas.
They call such people, “All gate, no cattle.”
Here's one now,
Bagster
Lol. Ain’t it the truth.
What area of Texas is YOUR cattle ranch?
We have a goat rancher near ours. No llamas, though.
LOL!