I’m owning it then. Putin caused Trump to win. Why fight it any more? Let’s come out of the closet and thank him.
“Thank you, das vedanya, President Putin, for making us elect your boy Donald Trump! He has already kept so many of the campaign promises you made him give! Even though he is just your puppet, he has represented the average American’s interests against all odds. All of our politicians are against him and yet your powerful support keeps him fighting on to help us achieve freedom. I am glad you forced us with that powerful social media subliminal message to elect him. Please keep interfering in our elections. You have helped our economy and brought us more freedom and prosperity. Once more, thank you, das vedanya.”