"It will be down to two, two will be the narrowing down of the many to the two when two are left, and there shalt not be one while standing still there are two, nor shall there be one more making three when two is the narrowing. Four shall be two too many, but zero shall it not be when it is two. And the two shall be the two remaining."
I mean, duh, you guys.
And five is right out!