The satire is built in to this article, so you don’t have to, or something.
Can I add?:
31. Law-abiding
32. Civil
33. Responsible
LOL, we could go on and on there!
Everything is some kind of racist/sexist/homophobe/xenophobe/nationalistic “dog whistle” for leftists.
I guess it boils down to: When you are a dog, everything is a dog whistle!