With due respect FRiend, do be careful calling someone you do not know uneducated or a lout.
Let us agree to disagree, and leave it there.
I did and do understand that it was a stab at being funny and/or clever; however, it was neither.
And just WHAT would YOU call someone who uses a colloquial, heavily accented English of an UNEDUCATED LOUT, who conflates multiplication with division?