“Lord Ivar Mountbatten, third cousin once removed to Queen Elizabeth, has announced he will be “marrying” James Coyle....”
That a Mountbatten is involved isn’t a shock.
Louis Francis Albert Victor Nicholas Mountbatten, 1st Earl Mountbatten of Burma was a notable lech who had an “open” marriage before such things were common.
It was rumored that he would take his yacht to sea for weeks with only handsome young naval officers as guests.
He was also very close to Prince Charles.
I'm The Greatest Captain Of The Queen's Navy And your record will stand as proof.
Be it galleon or freighter, I'm an expert navigator.
And you're also a world class poof.
My manner quite effete is mistaken on the street for a sailor who can pirouette on cue. Well despite your point of view, I can thrill a girl or two... But I'd rather get it on with you!
Ha Ha Ha!