Maybe we could have a OBITCON rating system(like DOD's DEFCON). Like this one could be a OBITCON level 4 so no celebrating. But above OBITCON 7 celebrations are in order. Like when the 'Chappaqua Witch' finally keels that would be OBITCON 10! How does that work for you? You could rate each thread and we would all act accordingly.Yes. I like your idea. I expect you to deliver the following by close of business today:
- A detailed list of all possible human actions with an OBITCON point rating. Please cover every possible permutation and combination of actions. Include motives on each. I expect a several-terabyte data cube that I can perform analytics on, as needed.
- A detailed plan for implementation of the OBITCON data cube to every single liberal in America. Detail all their actions, every last one. We will feed this into the data-cube analytics to produce an overall OBITCON rating.
- Implement an appeals-process for the families to petition for a lower OBITCON rating. I will expect a website to be up and running no later than the end of this weekend.
Get crackin', son! You have some deadlines to meet!