The only one, here, with an "affliction" ( as in mental disease ), is you!
Dear Schwenk was BRILLIANT; something you are not! He was also funny, clever, erudite, had a wonderful vocabulary, which he used with alacrity...qualities, none of possess. You stupid git.
How can you properly appreciate G&S when you utterly lack a sense of humor or irony?
Ahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!
Andy, you just got "nopardoned."
Bagster
Lesser Oracle