“What’s next?”
The fedora. No one needs a fedora. Fedora hats in the hands of criminals are clearly a threat to children and they should be immediately banned. I mean...look at that wide brim! No one needs a hat with a brim that wide when a simple baseball hat will do just fine!
FEDORA CONTROL NOW!!!!
That's what they were planning.
If Big Hat hadn't taken out Kennedy we'd have that by now.
It won't work: I'll just 3D-print myself.