Gee... we weren’t spying on you. How could you suggest such a thing? We were just investigating what you were doing without telling you and then privately reporting it to your political opponents, self-servingly leaking harmful parts to the press and using the information to lie to our courts in order to wiretap ALL of your communications.”
Clarified it a bit!
Clarified it even more
Gee... we weren’t spying on you. How could you suggest such a thing? We were just investigating what you were doing without telling you and then privately reporting it to your political opponents, self-servingly leaking harmful parts to the press, using the information to lie to our courts in order to wiretap ALL of your communications and then appointing a special counsel to further investigate you with the end goal being your impeachment in order to overturn an election we initially tried to steal and somehow lost despite all of our cheating and criminally using the powers of the federal government against you.”