Do this. Have a Moderator contact me and explain that the site rules do not apply to you, alittleelboegrease. Have the Moderator explain that you have received a special dispensation to stalk me from thread to thread for weeks on end, pathologically pursuing your unprovoked personal vendetta. Particularly have the Moderator explain that you have been given the green light to go all personal attacks all the time. Perhaps the justification will be that you are just a Very Special Person, and the rules that apply to everyone else don’t apply to you.
I gotta go clean the pool soon and do some laps. You keep doing laps here.