1) Melanin
2) Vagina
3) More melanin
4) Boobs
5) Did I mention melanin?
But now, here's the new and improved vagina, with melanin!
And very possibly the only candidate under 60 as well.
Long odds going up against an incumbent, but not impossible. And good experience for 2024
But not too much melanin, and from multiple ethnic backgrounds.
I guess a full-blooded African-American can't be President after all (/sarc)