He should have told the bar that he was gay, then he would have had a suit worth a few million.
Since the bar was in the west Village, he probably WAS gay.
That gives me a great idea ... go to the bar wearing a MAGA hat, and when asked to leave say, “Why, because I want to Make America Gay Again”?
Then pretend to call your lawyer and say in a loud voice “Hey, this bar wants to kick me out because I’m gay”!
Then, if he argues about what that hat really means, reply “Well I have a d$ck, and transphobic folks like you would also say that means I must be a man, but no buddy, I get to choose what this hat means just like I get to choose my gender identity ... speaking of which it’s ladies drink free night, so give me my free beer now, sweetie!