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It’s Fun to Watch The Liberals’ and Never Trumpers’ Coup Dreams Die
Townhall.com ^ | April 23, 2018 | Kurt Schlichter

Posted on 04/22/2018 9:15:27 PM PDT by Kaslin

Face it: Hillary Clinton will never be Playmate of the Year. We know this because apparently only a former Playmate of the Year can finally be the one to take down Donald Trump and The Smartest Woman Ever™ was demonstrably unable to make that happen. This latest deus ex mockable solution to the problem of America electing a guy the elite disapproves of, convincing America to somehow turn on its President because a decade ago he engaged in in real life what hordes of creepy shut-ins engaged in in their own minds, is simply hilarious.

Trump hooked up with a Playboy Playmate! That’s the last straw!

Yeah, he’s done for now, according to noted Democrat political strategist Chet the Unicorn.

Whatever. The only danger Hottiegate poses to The Donald is carpal tunnel syndrome from thousands of high fives.

So, whatever the lucky Playboy Playmate’s name is joins Stormy Daniels, Pocahontas, not being nice enough to John McCain, telling the truth about illegal aliens, saying “schlonged,” having Russian dressing on his salad, and a thousand other forgotten “WE HAVE YOU NOW!” news cycle topics, on the endless list of WORST THINGS EVER! that were supposed to finally purge the scourge that is Donald Trump.

You liberals and your Fredocon lackeys need to get this through your heads. You are not purging this guy. He’s purging you. Just look at James Comey, who has gone from Tower of Integrity to Looming Doofus. The winding trail from the bottom of that famous escalator to right here and now is littered with the twitching bodies of those who thought they could take on The Donald and win.

And it’s a delight to watch you hacks go nuts about it.

Warning: When Trump denuclearizes North Korea and gets a peace treaty signed, everybody put on ponchos because the haters’ heads are going to explode. In the words of the late, great Marine R. Lee Ermey, it’s going to look like a “modern art masterpiece.”

Speaking of messes, there’s the Democratic National Committee lawsuit against the Trump campaign, the Russians and the reverse vampires accusing them all of Conspiracy to Win an Election While Not Being a Democrat. Apparently, these geniuses forgot that discovery goes both ways, but Trump didn’t. He tweeted “This can be good news in that we will now counter for the DNC Server that they refused to give to the FBI, the Debbie Wasserman Schultz Servers and Documents held by the Pakistani mystery man and Clinton Emails.” Look for this nonsense to be quietly withdrawn in a couple weeks when the defendants forgo a motion to dismiss and serve up a bunch of document demands and deposition notices to everyone in the Democrat Party from Hillary down to the two guys assigned to fan her with palm fronds and make sure her Chardonnay glass never runs dry.

Oh wait! Maybe Michael Cohen will roll over on Donald Trump! Yeah, right. Let’s put aside the fact that there is nothing on Trump – after two years of trying to find something, sad basset hound-looking liberal catspaw Robert Mueller hasn’t leaked anything showing collusion, indicating there isn’t anything. But let’s assume Michael Cohen holds the keys to supervillain Donald Trump’s volcano lair. Why would he spill to Mueller’s pack of Democrat donors? If Trump’s so evil, Trump will totally pardon him, right? Michael Cohen would have that in his pocket, so the only thing the Deep State Dozen would get out of him was a lingering glimpse of his middle finger.

The same with Michael Flynn, who Trump should pardon if his coerced guilty plea is not tossed out. And he should pardon the whole Flynn family to protect them from being framed too. At the end of the day, Trump has the power to pardon all the people Mueller targets, and you know he totally will. Impeachment? Nah. Trump is safe. Though his enemies would riskbreaking the country apart and even actual conflict for the short-term advantage of overthrowing the rightfully elected president,there are not enough GOP Senate sissies like Jeff Flake who will ever be willing to vote to convict.

It’s got to frustrate liberals and their Never Trump buddies to know that they are never deposing our elected chief executive. Nor are they ever putting any of these innocent people in jail, and that means the Deep Staters can’t effectively intimidate them into giving false testimony, sadly something the feds have shown themselves willing to do again and again to convict people they dislike.

This whole campaign to undo the 2016 election is a scam and a fraud and we all know it, but unlike the principled Decorumcons who refuse to see the truth of the putrid corruption within their beloved Beltway, Donald Trump (and those of us who support him) feel absolutely no obligation to go along with the charade that this isn’t a corrupt, slow-walking coup pushed by a disgruntled establishment. Our “system” is not endangered by us calling out the lies, or by the President using his power to prevent and/or correct manifest injustices. The danger is the corruption.

George W. Bush should have been man enough to pardon Scooter Libby, but he was not. He was unable to summon the courage to confront the establishment and reject the system that convicted Libby of a crime because Libby would not lie about Dick Cheney. But President Trump was not afraid. He feels no need to pretend that the Department of Justice under Zombie Jeff Sessions is in the justice business, and his Libby pardon was a powerful message to potential victims of liberal prosecutors that they will not be abandoned if they refuse to lie on command about the targets of the Deep State’s wrath.

Contrast that with the situation faced by Andrew McCabe, who now lives under a bus where his former pal Shady James Comey threw him. He’s going to get prosecuted and there’s no pardon for him at the end of that rainbow. See, the thing is he knows he’s hanging out there alone. He knows that no one will help him. And he knows he’s actually guilty of something. All that makes for a very chatty Andy.

He’s an ex-cop and a pretty one at that, so prison’s not going to be much fun. If anyone will spill the beans – and McCabe knows where all the beans are planted – then the smart money is on him. Just think of the agony on the MSNBC panels when McCabe starts talking about the conspiracy to exonerate Felonia Milhous von Pantsuit and the plot to frame the President. He’s got nothing to lose, and flipping on his Deep State crew is now his only way out.

Pity the poor liberals and their cruise-shilling Never Trump minions. It’s going to be hilarious when their scheme to bring down the President brings them down instead.



TOPICS: Culture/Society; Editorial
KEYWORDS: hillaryrottenclinton; presidenttrump
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To: Kaslin

Great article, thanks for posting.


21 posted on 04/23/2018 12:29:16 AM PDT by MCF (If my home can't be my Castle, then it will be my Alamo.)
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To: Kaslin

So in other words, Kurt is telling the Deep State.... EAT IT BABY!


22 posted on 04/23/2018 2:08:45 AM PDT by HighSierra5
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To: Kaslin

“Though his enemies would risk breaking the country apart and even actual conflict for the short-term advantage of overthrowing the rightfully elected president,”

I don’t believe it would bother the new stalinists. They think they could win.


23 posted on 04/23/2018 3:18:04 AM PDT by dynachrome (When an empire dies, you are left with vast monuments in front of which peasants squat to defecate)
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To: Kaslin

Bookmark.


24 posted on 04/23/2018 3:19:07 AM PDT by SunTzuWu
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To: Kaslin

Since this began unraveling on McCabe, and the Left had let it be known he was going to be the Sacrificial One (The Left all think it will stop there, and be worth the price) I have wondered if he will be the one to really start singing.

He is a major wuss, and as the author states, the prospect of being in prison as the former #2 at the FBI has to be a concern.

How wonderful for our country if he did make like a songbird...


25 posted on 04/23/2018 4:03:03 AM PDT by rlmorel (Leftists: They believe in the "Invisible Hand" only when it is guided by government.)
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To: GOPJ
"...Felonia Milhous von Pantsuit..." HAHAHAHAHAHA!

My favorite has always been "Her Crusty Pantsuitness", but this is a pretty good one!

26 posted on 04/23/2018 4:06:57 AM PDT by rlmorel (Leftists: They believe in the "Invisible Hand" only when it is guided by government.)
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To: Liz

I am appalled that this has not risen to the level it should in public awareness (we know why)

From day one, when I got a whiff of this, I KNEW it was an espionage case, not a typical liberal corruption case.

Dan Bongino was on Friday, postulating even that this whole Trump Collusion fairy tale might even be a smoke screen for the Anwar Brothers Spy Scandal.

I don’t know if I agree, but it is plausible.


27 posted on 04/23/2018 4:10:13 AM PDT by rlmorel (Leftists: They believe in the "Invisible Hand" only when it is guided by government.)
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To: Billthedrill

Hahaha...that was my first thought when I read it!


28 posted on 04/23/2018 4:11:21 AM PDT by rlmorel (Leftists: They believe in the "Invisible Hand" only when it is guided by government.)
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To: dynachrome

No doubt. They are doubling down on stupid.

They are so far in, and so far up to their necks, that doubling down, hoping for massive mid-term election victories and civil conflict, because if that is their only option.

They are trying to drag this out to November in any way they can, but I think the cat is out of the bag already, and the McCabe criminal referral by the IG is the first public sign that things have been going on behind the scenes...and the Left knows it.


29 posted on 04/23/2018 4:14:12 AM PDT by rlmorel (Leftists: They believe in the "Invisible Hand" only when it is guided by government.)
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To: rlmorel

“......when McCabe starts talking about the conspiracy to exonerate Felonia Milhous von Pantsuit and the plot to frame the President. He’s got nothing to lose”..........

Except his own life, remember were talking about the Clinton’s here and in particular Hitlary. Saying anything against the Clintons has a way of YOU ending up dead. Strange how that has happened sooooooooooo many times.


30 posted on 04/23/2018 4:37:53 AM PDT by DaveA37
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To: DaveA37

That may be why nothing has come out about Shrillery being drunk and violent on election night.

What’s this “Milhous” inclusion? Nixon’s middle name, why?


31 posted on 04/23/2018 4:59:55 AM PDT by yldstrk (My heroes have always been cowboys)
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To: DaveA37

Saying anything against the Clintons has a way of YOU ending up dead. Strange how that has happened sooooooooooo many times.
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Yes, it has been a worry. Are all “important ones” under lock and key? All security has been vetted to the toe nails? No poison in their food?


32 posted on 04/23/2018 5:06:48 AM PDT by Bodega (we are developing less and less common sense...world wide)
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To: DaveA37

He probably never thought he would be thrown under the bus by his OWN kind.

To me, that has always been an unusual thing about Leftists. They have absolutely no moral compass, the ends always justify the means, and if eggs have to be broken to make Leftist omelettes, then they will get broken.

It is too bad for them that Leftists don’t know history (or DO know it, and think they will be ‘different’ because they are guided by their ‘good intentions’) because if they did, they would know that Stalin, Mao, the Khmer Rouge, Castro, and a host of other Leftists eat their own in the pursuit and retention of power.

Funny. When the Leftists get into power, one of the first things they do is consolidate their hold on it by eradicating many of the people who helped them get there. After all, you can’t have too many of those sharp, intelligent, task-oriented people hanging around, because as anyone (even beady eyed leftist thugs) knows, someone who will turn traitor for one reason, is just as likely to turn traitor for another.

History has shown that one of the most common laments by people being dragged off by a tyrannical government is people shrieking in bafflement “Why are you doing this? I’m on YOUR side!”

McCabe looks like he is going to be one of them, but he may get a chance to sing. I hope he takes it instead of falling on his sword for a dishonorable cause.


33 posted on 04/23/2018 5:10:22 AM PDT by rlmorel (Leftists: They believe in the "Invisible Hand" only when it is guided by government.)
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To: Kaslin

Total Spaß.


34 posted on 04/23/2018 5:30:19 AM PDT by Lisbon1940 (No full-term Governors (at the time of election!)
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To: Billthedrill
Is nailing a Playboy bunny a high crime or a misdemeanor?

Uh-oh ... I guess I'd better start looking for a good lawyer. My late wife of 25 years was a Playboy bunny in Australia. There goes my Secret clearance ....

35 posted on 04/23/2018 5:43:08 AM PDT by BlueLancer (Come Hell or High Water - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQNUp9rgjNs&feature=youtu.be)
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To: Lisbon1940

Ganz bestimmt


36 posted on 04/23/2018 5:49:35 AM PDT by Kaslin (Politicians are not born; they are excreted -Civilibus nati sunt; sunt excernitur. (Cicero)
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To: Kaslin

“Decorumcons” LOL. Had many battles with those hand-wringers right here over the years. Not surprising since many weren’t (to steal the term from the Progs) “woke” yet. But they are still fighting to keep us on that imaginary high road that ends in defeat.


37 posted on 04/23/2018 5:50:06 AM PDT by Bryanw92 (Asking a pro athlete for political advice is like asking a cavalry horse for tactical advice.)
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To: usmom

sore loser


38 posted on 04/23/2018 5:51:24 AM PDT by Kaslin (Politicians are not born; they are excreted -Civilibus nati sunt; sunt excernitur. (Cicero)
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39 posted on 04/23/2018 5:54:27 AM PDT by servo1969
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To: visualops

Enjoyable editorial ping to ya :)


40 posted on 04/23/2018 5:58:08 AM PDT by TheStickman (#MAGA all day every day!)
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