That's okay.....I found it too funny.
If the end is near.......guess I better get on in the kitchen and eat that second piece of pie I kept telling myself I didn't need.
And now that I think about it.....that means I don't have to do all those chores I had planned for me tomorrow, either.
Cool, I think I'll just go fishing.
LOL
Heck, put a scoop of ice cream on it. Live like a president, have two scoops! ;-)
Teach a man to fish and he will sit on his ass and drink beer. Boy that sounds good.