[US_MilitaryRules]

What’s wrong with a bucket of rocks?

[Billthedrill]

What’s wrong with a bucket of rocks?

You don't want it to be the smartest student in the class.

[HotHunt]

Actually, for non-combatant, lay people, especially those who are nervous around guns, the bucket of rocks is not a bad idea. The miniature bats are laughable.

But I saw a meme on Today's Toons this morning that asked, what if the bad guy had paper?

Doesn't paper beat rocks in the "rock, scissors, paper" game? What then?

Just askin'..... :-)