[tuffydoodle]

I haven’t read Reader’s Digest in years and couldn’t remember why, so I picked up a Large Print version at the store, thinking I’d get a subscription. The first story I read was about a woman and her “wife.” I remembered why I stopped reading it and tossed it in the trash.

[dfwgator]

I haven’t read Reader’s Digest in years and couldn’t remember why, so I picked up a Large Print version at the store, thinking I’d get a subscription. The first story I read was about a woman and her “wife.” I remembered why I stopped reading it and tossed it in the trash.

Colonel Flagg: This won't look good on your record.

Frank Burns: But Colonel, it's just Reader's Digest.

Colonel Flagg: Not if you eliminate the third, fifth, and sixth letters, then it's 'Red's Digest', comrade.