Before you get your panties in a knot, have you heard of the Onion or Duffel Blog?
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You may want to check the following article out from two days
ago that was in the Chicago Tribune.
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The gun ban ordinance was passed on April 2nd with residents left with few choices of how to dispose of their valuable
“assault weapons.” Upon careful reading of the ordinance,
residents will be left with revolvers, .22 caliber “plinking”
rifles, and double barrel shotguns to defend their homes and
families from criminals who could care less about the law.
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Copy of the unsigned Ordinance
Damn. Leave it to Illinois. I stand corrected. Thought it was a joke.