climate change causes xenophobia in zebras
Noted
The monkeys stand for honesty,
Giraffes are insincere,
And the elephants are kindly but they're dumb;
Orangutans are skeptical of changes in their cages,
And the zookeeper is very fond of rum.
Zebras are reactionaries,
Antelopes are missionaries,
Pigeons plot in secrecy,
And hamsters turn on frequently
Simon and Garfunkel, "At the Zoo".