[Lazamataz]

I hacked Zuckerberg and am scoring data at a pretty quick rate. Eats up space like a boss, I'm looking into offsite storage.

You can hire me at 120K a year (seriously, that's what I go for), with a 100% remote position. I'm a Big Data Guy now.

[humblegunner]

I’m kind of looking for a dark warehouse converted to a clean room
with rows of racks fulla next generation server farmlets with neon
floor lighting and a NIN subsonic soundtrack playing 24/7.

And everyone in containment suits, with Punisher graphics.

Or something like that.