The gloves are a definite rip-off. Being the Austin area, I can just hear the counter conversation:
Counter guy: "So, is there anything hazardous in your package?"
Bomber: "No."
Counter guy: "Then, why are you wearing gloves?"
Bomber: "I don't want to mess up my manicure."
Those packages are probably the ones Fedex suspected. One went off and one was quarantined but did not contain a bomb.
Going to a Fedex store was clearly a big mistake for this guy.