It is, I think, time for a betting pool on how long Mrs. bill has before she goes to her reward.
I suggest she purchase an asbestos blanket to wear as a dress so she’s ready for her trip south at any moment.
As an aside, I was driving earlier today when I saw a relatively new Honda Accord, a shiny black, with a rear bumper sticker that read, “Hail Satan”. The driver was a twenty-something with a nose ring.