[Clutch Martin]

She slipped on slick steps. I recommend suitable safari wear, Vibram soles, hunting vest, roomy pants, wide brim hat, all in hunter orange.

[hal ogen]

I recommend a dry, yet dank, cell where her chances of falling are minimal...for the rest of her worthless, malignant life.

[Rannug]

She slipped on slick steps. I recommend suitable safari wear, Vibram soles, hunting vest, roomy pants, wide brim hat, all in hunter orange.

I recommend the elevator. One which goes into the depths of hell/

[dforest]

They offer all of those amenities at Club GITMO!

[steve86]

Yeah, some people here were defending her falls as resulting from “treacherous, slippery” steps. Well, a couple of years ago I hiked up and then down hundreds, if not thousands of like steps on the side of a mountain with the odd ones covered by snow, moss, and ice. Not a single slip but was hell on the knees. Normal people can navigate those steps, even in their 60s.