I don’t know enough to comment one way or the other. I truly hope your water is is wholesome as you think.
Guard your gonads, bro.
They do a lot of water sampling here but with an emphasis on radioactivity from Hanford, probably a greater threat if there were ever a significant breach into the river. At any rate, I’m a caffeine-free Diet Coke drinker (never tap water) and chaste, too!