Violence is cheaper to watch at Walmart.
They’re offering a 25% discount for those who had to endure the unpleasant few days.
Heck, I’d pay extra, that sounds like a party. Lots of targets, lots of fun. An entire family of bullies is just what the doctor ordered.
In all seriousness, I wouldn’t even consider a cruise anymore. I did in the past (Rosie O’Donnel will likely never forget), but I wouldn’t go now.
Or your local Waffle House or Chucky Cheese franchise.