He’s going to have a really tough time matching Johnny Weir’s machismo. /s
Stan:
What would Brian Boitano do
If he was here right now,
He’d make a plan
And he’d follow through,
That’s what Brian Boitano’d do.
Kyle:
When Brian Boitano was in the Olympics,
Skating for the gold,
He did two salchows and a triple lutz
While wearing a blind fold.
Cartman:
When Brian Boitano was in the alps,
Fighting grizzly bears,
He used his magical fire breath,
And saved the maidens fair.
Stan and Kyle:
So what would Brian Boitano do
If he were here today?
I’m sure he’d kick an ass or two,
That’s what Brian Boitano’d do.