battle-pig
A large (fat or manly) female that mingles with a group of incredibly attractive women in night clubs. The battle pig will scare away men attempting to interact with the attractive females. The only way to bypass the battle-pig is for a self-sacrificing man to offer himself to the battle pig so that his friends may get close to the attractive females.
Dude, I can’t get with that chick with the battle-pig in the way.
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And, admit it. We have all woken up next to a battle-pig (and sworn off alcohol forever). Lessons learned, and all that.
Hahahahahahaha...that’s hilarious!