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I prefer to torture them.
About 2 years ago I would get a call about every hour and a half from some company in India (you can tell by the lilting accent).
They were calling me about repairing and getting rid of a pesky computer virus I had at the time, how did they know I had it, they probably planted it.
They kept representing themselves as a Micro Soft affiliate, I knew they were lying because I actually called the Micro Soft help line to get rid of the virus.
These calls went on for about 3 weeks with them asking for my passwords and credit card numbers which I refused to give.
After the real Micro Soft repaired the problem, the calls kept coming, a different person every time.
So finally one day I told them I was really grateful that they called but they were to late.
When asked why it was to late, and that they could guarantee the repair, I just told them that my computer was dead.
The sales rep asked me what I meant by my computer was dead, so I told him I put a 45 caliber slug through it’s hard drive.
He obviously didn’t understand what I meant, so he asked me again “how could it be dead”.
I told him “I took it out to my front yard and SHOT IT DEAD with my 45 Long Colt Pistol”.
Absolute silence on the other end of the line, never got another call from those crooked a$$wipes again.
You can be as nice to those people as you like, just remember they are all crooks and take advantage of vulnerable people as often as they can, they are SCUM.