How about they at least replace it with a “Have a Jihadist Take Your Daughter to Dance” event? /sarc
A Gypsy tale
“Oh my, such ostracized, scorned, belittled people,” Clifford thought, as the drizzling rains washed away his newly-”paved” driveway and rinsed the “paint” off the vinyl siding of his house. He finally turned and walked back inside his home, increasingly concerned that his young daughter had not yet returned from her “date.”