John McCain, don’t you have a coffin to fill?
Dear Juan, your time is running out. Your time would be better spent picking out a headstone, style of coffin, floral arrangements, etc. Seriously, no time to waste!
Dear Juan, your time is running out. Your time would be better spent picking out a headstone, style of coffin, floral arrangements, etc. Seriously, no time to waste! I'll pay for the inscription
"Here Lies Juan "Lettuce" McStain. Lied for decades, and now he lies still"