“Decades ago I was posed to a real s-hole requiring the use of both arms for all the shots ... over 20 of them as I recall”
And you took a malaria pill every day, and you didn’t drink the water, nor have ice in your drinks.
Where I was we had a small dock that went out to a body of water. At the end of the dock was a bench with a toilet seat on it. The first time I used it, I’m sitting out at the end of the stock on the toilet seat (no curtain or anything), and I let one go and suddenly the water underneath the doc started roiling quite vigorously (which startled me) and it was the catfish feasting on my leavings. So needless to say I didn’t eat the catfish either!
A toilet seat!! Wow you had it good! We either squatted in the bushes or in the salt water being careful that no man eating & sea-going alligators were present ... leaves were the choice of wipe.