I would buy a bunch of manikins and stage shows every day.
Remember, you can play by the rules and still be an a hole.
Cousin had a house in an HOA. Replaced his door. Got served a notice demanding he buy an “approved” door from someone on the HOA’s brother.
My cousin had all kinds of fun with that. Enough that everyone else on his street started buying non approved doors.
“Cousin had a house in an HOA. Replaced his door. Got served a notice demanding he buy an “approved” door from someone on the HOA’s brother.”
Sounds about right.
Buddy lives in an HOA neighborhood and said the board member who did the maintenance inspections used to leave his business card with a list of the violations.
His business? Home repairs, general contracting.
He also used to inspect flower beds for weeds every Friday afternoon, just before owners could do weekend yard work. $50 fine.
He said the owners voted him off the board next cycle.
Yeah. In our HOA in CA, we had only a few colors approved for painting our doors.
I hate HOAs; hubby loves them. We’re in one now in TN and I feel like I’m in prison every day.