[edzo4]

Dude give it up, it took you till the next day and the best you can come up with is a verbose version of “I know you are but what am I?”

My response then is: I’m an elastomer and you’re an adhesive it reflects off me but to you is cohesive.

[zeugma]

Projection is a common malady of liberals and other mental degenerates, so it's hardly surprising you are able to recognize the affliction you are so clearly suffering under.

I'd say you were an astroturf shill for the NFL, but I honestly couldn't envision someone paying for a product executed so incredibly poorly.