Israeli Prime Minister Shimon Peres was negotiating with Yasser Arafat. Things had gone badly as Peres refused to state any objectives. Then, Peres tells this story from the bible. Moses goes swimming in the Jordan river. When he comes out his clothes are missing and he yells, “God Damn you Arabs!” Arafat said, “Ah, ha! There were no Arabs in the region at that time.” Peres says, “NOW, we can negotiate!”
Perhaps the Arabs should consider living in Arabia, and let the Hebrews live in Hebron.
Lol!