[Alas Babylon!]

Well, she’s quite hideous but I’ve had worse, especially come closing time.

Note that I quit drinking many years ago, and am no longer a drunk...

[rodguy911]

You got the post of the day so far bud:
Alabama 21 Georgia 7,no one beats the tide.(its rare)

[ROCKLOBSTER]

she’s quite hideous

She is not. But she's pretty ugly on the inside.

She probably will be though, (See: Olympia Snowe)