The Rule of Law Goes to Pot

Townhall.com ^ | January 5, 2017 | Erick Erickson

[MarvinStinson]

Try comprehending sometime.

[edzo4]

And what’s your weekness? gambling? smoking?
drinking? you watch too much tv? Eat like a fat pig? Weigh 500 lbs? Sex fetish?

I know what it is, you are a controlling judgmental douche, and if you don’t like something no one else should! Gfys

[Vision Thing]

Aww, po' little TrigglyPuffer. Wasssamatter, two little sentences triggered you?

That's alright. Because we all know yooz gots a solution.

Yeah, you know what it is.

It's calling you.

It's urging you.

It will make you feel better.

Because a feeling is all that matters to you.

You lack the freedom to say no.

You lack the strength to make it submit to you, so meekly, you will submit to it.

Yes, give yourself over to it, because you are nothing without it.

Go on.

You know you want to.

No reason.

No freedom.

Just the feeling.

Because all you want is the feeling.

Eff freedom.

Eff reason.

Just give yourself the feeling already.

You can do it.

LOL!

[edzo4]

Wow I’ve never felt that.
Is that what booze does to you? you drunken lush. Btw You know anyone that needs more than two guns is a pussy!

[Vision Thing]

People on Team Pothead usually give better ad humminem than you do.

C'mon!

You are as ambitious as any other WeedWeakling!

You can do it!

Give better ad humminem!

LOL!

[edzo4]

Are you drunk now or just unable to spell?

[SgtHooper]

LOL! What!?

[Vision Thing]

I thought potsies were the self-proclaimed height of cultural and social snarkiness, so I synthesized some cultural and social snarkiness to titilate the potheaded sensibilities out there.

I may have wasted it on you because of your diminished, weed-addled comprehension skills, but I'll leave it out there for others to enjoy.

[mlo]

"But neither the Obama Administration nor Jeff Sessions should do anything other than enforce the law, and federal law criminalizes marijuana."

This is wrong. Federal law does not criminalize marijuana. Federal law allows the criminalization of substances identified by executive rule making. The President can unilaterally decide whether marijuana is one of those substances, if he likes.

[edzo4]

Yeh speling whaaysamatta yooz dunt nose what thet is,

Or you too drunk to read what you posted.

[Vision Thing]

You have way too much to learn about communication skills. Here's just one hint: communicate with your audience on their level so that they will understand you more easily.

Of course, with your questionable comprenhension skills, you probably won't recognize that I just dissed you.

[edzo4]

Oh you’re under the impression that your opinion matters to me and I am somehow hurt by words some random idiot types on a computer, it doesn’t. Also you made the assumption that because I defended legal marijuana I smoke marijuana. Not really a suprise from a judgemental douche like yourself. But in reality I’m just intelligent enough to appreciate that weed should not be a schedule 1 substance and the tax money lost to drug cartels and criminals due to the sale of marijuana on the black market, which will continue and increase due to the actions of the AG and DOJ, in addition to the money wasted on the policing, prosecution and incarceration of “potheads” is a massive waste of resources. proven historically by the prohibition and repeal of alcohol. But like I said before GFYS

[freedumb2003]

>>WeedWussiness equals weakness, dependence, and instability. <<

Which is every man’s right and no business of the Federal Government.

[NobleFree]

Federal law does not criminalize marijuana. Federal law allows the criminalization of substances identified by executive rule making. The President can unilaterally decide whether marijuana is one of those substances, if he likes.

Right you are.

Mr. President, please deschedule marijuana! Give Sessions one less thing to waste time and resources on.

[Vision Thing]

Well you certainly are no law-and-order type during the Trumpian Age of law and order.

And you'll never make anyone's 9-most-smartest-potheads-in-the-world list.

And you still suck at giving ad humminem.

And you probably should become a WeedWeakling because it's obvious you are emotionally and lawlessly disordered because of the ease in which you are #triggered.

[edzo4]

Damn over three hours and all you got is a re-hash (get it pot humor) of the same lame shit you posted early. Sad really sad.

[Vision Thing]

It's great how we agree that WeedWankers are weak, needy, unstable.

But you're imagining or hallucinating things if you think I'm calling for federal action to save them from their self destructiveness and their lack of American Exceptionalism.

[Vision Thing]

Aw po' little pothead is envious that adults have a life and can't play with the immature needy little chilluns all day long.

#PotheadsAreLazyAndHaveNothingBetterToDoWithTheirPatheticPointlessLives

[NobleFree]

HaveNothingBetterToDoWithTheirPatheticPointlessLives

The irony is priceless.

[Vision Thing]

Hey, you censored my hashtag.

That's not a very ConservingFreedom thing to do.