“You are the epitome of the self-licking ice cream cone!”
No, you are, Mrs. Defending Participation Trophies.
What a snowflake you are.
Going a little too heavy on the legalized MaryJane, eh?
And a little mistaken on my gender, but then, tranies have that problem, don’t ya!
Go back to your stash, junior, and try not to smoke it all at once.