There was that book called “Things White People Like” ... it’s true.
Here are some things white people like:
#23 Microbreweries
#22 Having Two Last Names
#21 Writers Workshops
#20 Being an expert on YOUR culture
#19 Traveling
#18 Awareness
#17 Hating their Parents
#16 Gifted Children
#15 Yoga
#14 Having Black Friends
#13 Tea
#12 Non-Profit Organizations
#11 Asian Girls
#10 Wes Anderson Movies
#9 Making you feel bad about not going outside
#8 Barack Obama
#7 Diversity
#6 Organic Food
#5 Farmers Markets
#4 Assists
#3 Film Festivals
#2 Religions their parents dont belong to
#1 Coffee
It’s OK by me.
Sunday Brunch should be on the list.
Remember the BLM crowd spoiling brunches in NYC a couple of years ago——because they are a “white thing”.
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My response:
Y = Yes;
N = No;
? = Huh, What's that, Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, etc.
#23 Microbreweries-Y
#22 Having Two Last Names N
#21 Writers Workshops Y
#20 Being an expert on YOUR culture Y
#19 Traveling Y
#18 Awareness ?
#17 Hating their Parents N
#16 Gifted Children Y
#15 Yoga N
#14 Having Black Friends Y
#13 Tea Y
#12 Non-Profit Organizations Y
#11 Asian Girls ?
#10 Wes Anderson Movies ? (never heard of him)
#9 Making you feel bad about not going outside N
#8 Barack Obama N
#7 Diversity N
#6 Organic Food Y
#5 Farmers Markets Y
#4 Assists ?
#3 Film Festivals N
#2 Religions their parents dont belong to N
#1 Coffee Y