I don't think Champagne ever walked any streets.
Are you pissed off because you went to France and nobody made a pass at you?
Are you kind of nasty and nobody ever hits on you?
Are you really old, like in your 70's?
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Unlike you I still get hit on and asked out .
Hey!
I’m gonna be 70 in a couple of months.
You just watch it,
Ya whipper-snappin cracker-crooker!
Or I’ll pelt you severely with geriatric gibberish.