[Governor Dinwiddie]

Let me guess, train driver was:

1. texting
2. taking selfie
3. smoking dope
4. self abuse
5. all of the above

[libh8er]

Or having homosexual sex with the co engineer with more to follow after they reached Seattle.

[PIF]

6. Blind in one eye;
7. Getting it on with one of the crew;
8. Sleeping.
9. High on prescription drugs.
10. In a very heated argument.