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“Someone crawling on the ground isn’t much of any threat”

They are if they have a gun.

“They could have at least waited to see what he was ‘pulling out’.”

How in the world did your ancestors survive to procreate? If you wait to see what he’s pulling out, he shoots you. Dumbass.

“He was getting yelled at constantly, and being made to do dumb stuff that I highly doubt is in the popo’s training manual. You would probably be pretty confused too.”

No, but then I’m not a pussy or an idiot. I wouldn’t have reached behind me as though I were reaching for a gun.

[Svartalfiar]

They are if they have a gun.

Not necessarily. But oh wait, he DIDN'T have one.

How in the world did your ancestors survive to procreate? If you wait to see what he’s pulling out, he shoots you. Dumbass.

No idea. Most of them are dead now, so I can't really ask. But you're an idiot. When you have the drop on someone it's real easy to shoot them when you see them pull out a weapon. He didn't even have anything that looked like a weapon, his hand was EMPTY. Pulling out a weapon, aiming, and firing, from a crawling position is pretty damn difficult to hit anything farther than five feet. Especially if you have to do it fast enough to shoot the guy that's already completed two of the three steps. I'm guessing you don't shoot much, if at all. Many people can barely hit a person sized target at ten or 15 feet when they're standing, breathing, aiming, and slowly shooting.

No, but then I’m not a pussy or an idiot. I wouldn’t have reached behind me as though I were reaching for a gun.

I'll take your word you're not a pussy, but we've already established you're an idiot. If you were intoxicated, confused, being yelled at, and your pants started falling down, you'd instinctively try to pull them up. I highly doubt in that state you'd have the presence of mind to not grab your pants.