[Spruce]

I’d make the cake, all right. It would be a complete disaster and ruin the whole wedding.

Folks would sing songs about how badly my cake trolled their stupid fookin wedding.

[Aevery_Freeman]

Ex-Lax frosting on a gay wedding cake.

So much for the Honeymoon.

[fungoking]

Put a paragraph in the agreement, “A portion of the proceeds will be donated to the American Family Association.”

[C210N]

I’d make the cake, all right. It would be a complete disaster and ruin the whole wedding.

No need to be a meanie and make a bad cake - make a great cake.

And use ingredients that they know well and enjoy.

[Rusty0604]

Accidentally use salt instead of sugar.

[DH]

You stated “I’d make the cake, all right. It would be a complete disaster and ruin the whole wedding.” If it were me I would give them a chocolate pie so it would blend with their sexual parts, clothing and sheets upon their wedding night. I’m sure they would be extra excited over that because they could eat it too.

[The Sons of Liberty]

I’d make the cake, all right. It would be a complete disaster and ruin the whole wedding.

I knew some girls who made a teacher [she deserved it] a cake frosted with "ex-lax" chocolate frosting. That recipe immediate comes to mind for the fudge packers.

[dfwgator]

[Balding_Eagle]

If you can be compelled, essentially at the point of a gun, to bake a cake, then you can be compelled to bake a good cake.