A friend of mine from Germany told me this joke:
A man walked into a bank in Switzerland and said to the counter clerk, in a very whispered voice, “I have 3 million dollars and I want to open an account.”
The clerk looked at him and said “It’s okay sir. There’s no need to be embarrassed. We frequently accept small accounts here”.
I used to work for a rather large Swiss owned chemical company. One day the entire Board of Directors, including several Swiss bankers were scheduled to tour our facility in the states. My boss, who was new to the company was asked to speak with them about something. He came to us and said he didn’t really know what to say.
I said to say “I’m Jewish and want my family’s money back.”
Hilarity ensued