[miss marmelstein]

They used to have milk shakes. When I was younger, I’d have them. Unless I’m thinking of Burger King.

[Texas Eagle]

McD's has chocolate shakes. Whether or not they milk shakes, I don't know. And, more importantly, I don't care. I just inhaled those things in one breath.

The Atlantic thinks of itself as so high-brow that they can't even conceive of referring to them as anything other than malteds. Bunch of elitists.