I’m calm and you’re behaving like an asshole right now.
You’re likely a very good guy, a man of honor.
But like the rest of us you have assholey moments.
It’s ok to be an asshole.
When you wake up tomorrow with a headache, you’ll agree.
Let’s try this on you:
“I’m calm and you’re behaving like an asshole right now.”
I’m calm and you’re a honking jackass.
“You’re likely a very good guy, a man of honor.”
You’re likely a moron while awake, but harmless while sleeping.
“But like the rest of us you have assholey moments.”
You have more simpleton moments than most.
“It’s ok to be an asshole.”
It’s okay that you’re a 50 IQ baboon.
“When you wake up tomorrow with a headache, you’ll agree.”
When you’re hauled back to your room in the asylum and pumped full of psychotropics, you’ll mellow out.